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Ladies, value your humorous gay friends
I mean the guys for whom there really is no issue
They can be sincere with physical affection
And have no fear, they're not going to try and kiss you

Unless they really are confused
Unless the gay thing's just a ruse
Maybe they'll make an exception just for you
Or maybe they're bi, and they thought you knew

Ladies, otherwise, these guys have got your back
And you can benefit from their perspective
They know the whims of their own appetites
and with you they can be quite objective

As much as anyone can be,
but they get mixed up though, just like me
Gay guys aren't perfect, you see
Just practically

Ladies, realize that straight men get the joke
We can never be as close as you are
to each other and to gay men who befriend you
We wear pleats and wonder why you won't go too far

But I can learn to dress more gay
And I can read up on feng shui
If you'll just let me have my way,
I'll be OK

So ladies, value your humorous gay friends
I mean the guys for whom there really is no issue
They can be sincere with physical affection
And have no fear, they're not gonna try and kiss you

Kiss you
Kiss you

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from The Reluctant Hook (and the day that caught it), released September 11, 2009

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